for example:
A few days ago I was driving into work. Quite peacefully, because I was pretty much asleep while I did it. My ipod is playing some Ben Kweller, nothing too heavy. Good morning music! I should preface this with the fact that I have a tendency to listen to music..pretty loud. As I drive into the parking garage, windows down to swipe my key fob, my ipod decides to change songs. Since it is on shuffle, I'll give you three guesses to what came next:
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Wrong. You're wrong. Insanely wrong. My ipod began blasting "Alkoholic" by Xhibit. Seriously? GEN? What do I do first? Change it? See who can hear it? I try to do both at the same time. Disaster, I almost crash into a pillar. Song doesn't change. All I see is Senior Attorneys and Partners. Which is bullshit, because usually I only drive in next to people who don't know their left from their right. Its like Xhibit planned this...
Gotta love an ipod. And that song actually. I really ended up just rolling up the windows and rapping it out anyway...cause when I'm "too drunk to walk I rock the party on crutches".
What were your three guesses? Maybe I should just make this whole thing a guessing game...just kidding! That's entirely too complicated. I just want to make YOU (oh yeah...you) laugh while you're fucking bored out of your mind at work. While I'm fucking bored out of my mind at work. Wish me luck.
Oh, I also moved funky on my seat in the lunchroom today. Ensue large farting noise, followed by people looking at me. At this point...does blaming the chair help? Whatever, fart proud.
xoxo,
hopefully your favorite new blogger.
